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vandigo:

mockingpond:

onelastgeronimo:

Why is Christopher Eccleston afraid of Paul McGann?

Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.

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oh my god

Can we take a moment to appreciate that 50 years of a television show, with multiple writers, a reboot, and the fixing of a gaping plot hole have come together to give us the ability to make this exact pun?

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    jackballs:

    flamingno:

    I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass

    it was a challenge

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overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

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notchicken:

notchicken:

THERE’S THIS KID IN MY MATH CLASS WHO WEARS CAT EARS 

EVERY 

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ITS GETTING WEIRD

I decided to join him

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we’re starting a band 

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gaytable:

gaytable:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

well it hit 300k i’m not sure whether to laugh or just fall down and cry 

he’s dating my friend now 

thanks to this incident my friend got laid 

not me

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sweetdreamshillary:

rb-modblog:

tenfootpolesociety:

FACT: When an asexual and a pansexual touch each other, skin to skin, their bodies merge into an all-powerful immortal being and they become a new god.

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GUYS IT WORKED BUT NOW I HAVE NO THUMBS

this was a terrible idea we already regret what we have done

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